No Off Switch - Baby

Trust us, we looked, haven’t found one yet. It’s not like the old-school infant simulator dolls you get in high school sex-ed class where you could pull the batteris out for awhile (if you’re wondering, no, no some of us did not pass). No off switch is just a friendly reminder that you’re in it for the long hull. Hunker down and put a smile on your face, pull up the rocker, and queue the “shhhhhhhhss”. Available in a colorful baby onesie, and for those over the top toddlers, a 2T and 4T size.

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• 1. 100% organic cotton (heather grey is 85% cotton and 15% polyester)
  2. Super thick and soft fabric to keep your baby cozy and comfortable
  3. Envelope neck and 3-snap leg closure to make diaper changes a breeze
  4. Reinforced, double-stitching - use and abuse it and pass it on to another parent
  5. Check out the size guide to properly fit your growing baby
• 1. Your little ones are growing as fast as a bean stock, so make sure to check their size before you order!
  2. Click here to view the size guide.
• 1. We’re currently offering FREE shipping on orders over $50 USD to US and CAD customers!
  2. Stock up for yourself or give an amazing gift to a friend and save on shipping.
  3. As soon as you submit payment we get to work! Typically orders are processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  4. We reserve the right to not ship to certain areas if shipping charges are too costly. We do not ship to PO Boxes.
  5. Find the complete shipping policy here.
• 1. We really hope you love everything you order and it puts a smile on your face! But, if you’re doing a little 2 AM shopping and happen to grab the wrong item, we’ve got you covered.
  2. Click here to review our return policy.