No Off Switch - Baby

Size Guide

Trust us, we looked, haven’t found one yet. It’s not like the old-school infant simulator dolls you get in high school sex-ed class where you could pull the batteris out for awhile (if you’re wondering, no, no some of us did not pass). No off switch is just a friendly reminder that you’re in it for the long hull. Hunker down and put a smile on your face, pull up the rocker, and queue the “shhhhhhhhss”. Available in a colorful baby onesie, and for those over the top toddlers, a 2T and 4T size.

    1. 100% organic cotton (heather grey is 85% cotton and 15% polyester)
    2. Super thick and soft fabric to keep your baby cozy and comfortable
    3. Envelope neck and 3-snap leg closure to make diaper changes a breeze
    4. Reinforced, double-stitching - use and abuse it and pass it on to another parent
    5. Check out the size guide to properly fit your growing baby