Anxiety Maker - Baby

Call it parental instinct, we call it anxiety. Constantly worrying about our children drives us to our wits’ some days. Did you just eat a Lego!? Don’t close the door on your hand! Take smaller bites! Look before you leap! Sound familiar? Whether they’re a baby or a toddler, they are going to keep you on your toes 24/7 and possibly drive you to your wits’ end with worry. Get them a onesie that lets the rest of the world know why you’ve got a few more grey hairs than before (or maybe just less hair all together).

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• 1. 100% organic cotton (heather grey is 85% cotton and 15% polyester)
  2. Super thick and soft fabric to keep your baby cozy and comfortable
  3. Envelope neck and 3-snap leg closure to make diaper changes a breeze
  4. Reinforced, double-stitching - use and abuse it and pass it on to another parent
  5. Check out the size guide to properly fit your growing baby
• 1. Your little ones are growing as fast as a bean stock, so make sure to check their size before you order!
  2. Click here to view the size guide.
• 1. We’re currently offering FREE shipping on orders over $50 USD to US and CAD customers!
  2. Stock up for yourself or give an amazing gift to a friend and save on shipping.
  3. As soon as you submit payment we get to work! Typically orders are processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  4. We reserve the right to not ship to certain areas if shipping charges are too costly. We do not ship to PO Boxes.
  5. Find the complete shipping policy here.
• 1. We really hope you love everything you order and it puts a smile on your face! But, if you’re doing a little 2 AM shopping and happen to grab the wrong item, we’ve got you covered.
  2. Click here to review our return policy.