We’re currently offering free standard shipping on orders over $50 USD (before tax and shipping) to US and CAD customers! Stock up for yourself or give an amazing gift to a friend and save on shipping.
Estimated processing and ship times:
As soon as you submit payment we get to work! Typically orders are processed and shipped within 3-5 business days. If there are any delays (we fell asleep at the computer again) then we’ll send you an email telling you what’s up and when to expect your order.
Need it faster?
If you need your order yesterday (we get that) make sure you choose “Express” at checkout for the fastest service.
If you have any special instructions, make sure to include those during checkout as well.
We ship to all US states and Canada.
We reserve the right to not ship to certain areas if shipping charges are too costly. We do not ship to PO Boxes.
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