Dramatic. Needy. Impatient. - Parents

Dramatic. Needy. Impatient. Does that remind you of a certain baby, toddler, or adult? We know a few that fit that M.O. When you're just having a moment this truthful t-shirt is reminder to the world that ya' need a break. Nothing against everyone, you've just had a long day dealing with parenthood.

Sit back, relax, and grab an adult beverage and take a beat. Also available in a cozy organic onesie and a toddler sized tee if you're feeling all matchy-matchy.

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• 1. Bella + Canvas 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
  2. Lightweight fabric blend is super soft
  3. Check out the size guide to properly fit your growing child
• 1. Unisex tailoring fits men rather tight and women more loosely (when in doubt, choose a size bigger or smaller)
  2. Click here to view the size guide.
• 1. We’re currently offering FREE shipping on orders over $50 USD to US and CAD customers!
  2. Stock up for yourself or give an amazing gift to a friend and save on shipping.
  3. As soon as you submit payment we get to work! Typically orders are processed and shipped within 3-5 business days.
  4. We reserve the right to not ship to certain areas if shipping charges are too costly. We do not ship to PO Boxes.
  5. Find the complete shipping policy here.
• 1. We really hope you love everything you order and it puts a smile on your face! But, if you’re doing a little 2 AM shopping and happen to grab the wrong item, we’ve got you covered.
  2. Click here to review our return policy.