Anxiety Maker - Baby

Size Guide

Call it parental instinct, we call it anxiety. Constantly worrying about our children drives us to our wits’ some days. Did you just eat a Lego!? Don’t close the door on your hand! Take smaller bites! Look before you leap! Sound familiar? Whether they’re a baby or a toddler, they are going to keep you on your toes 24/7 and possibly drive you to your wits’ end with worry. Get them a onesie that lets the rest of the world know why you’ve got a few more grey hairs than before (or maybe just less hair all together).

    1. 100% organic cotton (heather grey is 85% cotton and 15% polyester)
    2. Super thick and soft fabric to keep your baby cozy and comfortable
    3. Envelope neck and 3-snap leg closure to make diaper changes a breeze
    4. Reinforced, double-stitching - use and abuse it and pass it on to another parent
    5. Check out the size guide to properly fit your growing baby